This is part of a conversation told to me. It really happened, but I
won't reveal any names. The woman initiated this conversation by
calling the guy. These two met online and had barely been chatting by
phone over the course of a week. The main mode of "talking" was done
through text messages.
"Why haven't you asked me out yet?" - Woman
"Oh, are you going to take me out?" - Man
"No, I was calling to ask you to ask me out. Are you going to be a gentleman and ask me out?" - Woman
"You didn't let me be a gentleman and ask you." - Man